Presenting my fresh new ideas for Google! Warning: These might make TOO much money

It's well known that Google likes its safe avenues, such as email, word processing, and file storage. One would think that it has done everything it can. I disagree! There are so many untapped markets out there to compete in and employ its digital ~~monopoly~~ advantage. behold the future of Google projects and even more wealth at your fingertips:

Google Street Crime: An app that uses AI/ML to identify easy places to rob or even just people to hit.

Google Jail: The perfect way to communicate with your family, lawyers, and drug dealers.

Google Prostitution: Similar to the 'Uber' style of business, albeit big pimping.

Google Human Trafficking: Sell your victims on a competitive global marketplace! Or organs.

Google Slavery: Kind of like the same but probably with different taxes.

Google Death Sentence: Automated appeal process. Free cookies with all fails!

Google Cartel: Another kind of marketplace. Premium gives you a free chainsaw.

Google Misery: A VR-powered world which portrays hell. It's an improvement.

Google Domination: The blissful removal of this tedious experiment of democracy.

Google Religion: The worship of Google as a lovecraftian but benevolent creator of all existence.

All of these shall be accompanied by chirpy music, minimalist graphics, and deliriously happy animated cartoons. Well now you've got the ideas so chase that money you freaks! It's right there. Smell of money! Smell of money!