Everybody sucks but me (a shitpost)

Honestly, I’m a god. My ideas and vision are unmatched.

I have a new app idea every week, but I never work on them because that’s beneath me. In fact, I’ve never built anything before.

Today is different. My superior mind came up with the best app idea ever. Are you ready to hear it? No, of course not ape. But I’ll tell you anyway:

An AI-powered dating app for horses. Boom. 🤯🐎

I know you can’t even imagine it. But I’ve already started coding it and I’m coding it with ChatGPT4. Most of you poors can’t even afford 4.

I don’t even need to talk to early users. Everyone has this problem. Obviously people are going to pay me for it - all I have to do is build it and they’ll be flocking to it. Easy money.

I know, I know. I am a genius. Oh and your girl? You better make sure she doesn’t sign up.

/s